Twas the night before Patch Day and all through Stormwind,
Newbies were crying “When will it begin?”
We told them to STFU and read the patch page,
Which they did and then came back with full on nerd rage.
“My volley! My talents! They nerfed me quite hard!
I’d quit right now, but I’m on a pre-paid time card!”
They cried and they moaned, it just wouldn’t end
While the 80s wondered if emblems would spend.
“Badges and honor, point conversion rates too?
I’m going to lose big and you will all too!”
They split camps down the hoard-or-spend path,
Yet each will light forums with their side’s wrath.
Toons hitting 10 will soon know the freeze
When one talent point will lock in their trees.
The “simplified” combat confused even more,
For how would they now calculate their GearScore?
Everything’s changing to something brand new
Without guides and forums to instruct what to do.
So what to do when nothing’s the same?
Sit down, shut up, and L2P the game.
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